I knew about Mitt Romney's tenure at the Olympics featuring Made In China memorabilia, but somehow I had missed just how horribly, horribly disturbing some of them were. Specifically, that at least six of the "official" Olympic pins featured ... Mitt Romney. Shudder.

2000 Olympics commemorative pin: Romney surrounded by cartoon animals
attribution: Ken Bullock/NPR

The various pins seem to have been centered around an artistic premise of "Mitt Romney as Snow White, but with some sort of terrible chin condition," except for the one pin that actually, literally has Mitt Romney wrapped in an American flag:
2000 Olympics commemorative pin: Romney wrapped in American flag
I'm not sure if he was running for president or Disney princess back then. Either way, that's some good old fashioned nightmare fuel. And who the heck authorizes commemorative pins commemorating themselves?